Movies range from blockbusters to bad movies... However, there are some movies that are just damn plain "HORRIGIBLE"! Movies that make you curse and swear at the end of the movie and make you wonder why in the world and how in the world can such a movie be made? It's time now, for me to reveal the top 3 worst movies I've watched so far... Behold... the moment of truth...
Rating: 0.4/10
Genre: Horror
Genre: Horror
Overall value for money and time: 0.1/10
A sick sadistic movie about a mentally unsound girl who is infatuated with finding the perfect guy. However, since we all know there is no such thing as a perfect guy, she pretends to go out with different guys.... and kills them, slicing a part of the body which looks prefect to her. All of this is done so that she can patch up her "perfect" boyfriend. If the story doesnt freak you out already, there is also a scene where she and one of her boyfriend are watching a sick movie about a couple kissing each other and eventually eating off each other's body parts. This is the most sadistic movie I've watched so far and none as senseless as this. I can still stomach slasher movies but this movie.... it's off the charts. It's the most disturbing movie I've watched, and one without logic I must add. Everything about this movie is just... off. Out of the top 3 worst movies, however, I have to admit that at least the storyline is the most acceptably senseless. Watch out folks, this movie will make a bad day worst, and might even drive you to insanity.
Rating: 0.3/10
Genre: Horror
Genre: Horror
Overall value for money and time: 0.0/10
"Based on the best selling video game", the movie tagline says... cos not for that, one wouldn't be dumb enough to catch this movie. After watching this movie, that's when you know... you've been conned, big time. There are scenes in this movie that brings in the video game scenes.. out of the blue. Imagine watching a chasing scene... then suddenly.. the video game scene pops out where you can see the crosshair of your gun shooting those game zombies... Utterly ridiculously insultingly dumb!! Must I also mention that though it has the typical zombie storyline - a group of teenagers arrive on a zombie infested island and seeks refuge in a house... The way the movie is filmed adds "tragedy" to "typical"... Everything about this movie is a total flop. What is the most useless thing you can do in 2 hours? Do it, because this movie isn't even worth the most useless thing you can do.
Rating: 1.7/10
Genre: Action
Genre: Action
Overall value for money and time: 0.2/10
Am I being too harsh when it comes to the critiques on these 3 movies? No, not even for 1 second. Because I would save you a lot of time, money and even keep your blood pressure in check by informing you of such horric movie productions. This movie, out of the 3, has the highest rating because it has a slight built up of the plot here. Apart from that, it's just as bad as the rest. One cheap production movie that's far inferior to "The Blaire Witch Project". I was conned into watching this movie due to the tagline once again... "From the producers of Spiderman, Daredevil, X-men and Blade". Oh, pulesssshhhh... what kinda crap is that. It spoils the image of every Marvel movie ever made, especially those mentioned. A close ressemblance to "Swamp Thing", where a monster lurks in the swamp which a oil tycoon wishes to exploit. Here's 7 words to sum my feelings towarsd this movie: One hell of a stinking movie.
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um, 'one hell of a stinking movie' is 6 words :/
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